Ashleigh: "Butt Fuck Jerusalem"
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Dana: "All it says is anti-diarrheal. Why doesn't it say something more pleasant?"
Ashleigh: "What if it's not a loose stool? What if it's just liquid?"
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Dana: "I wasn't a sober taxi, I was a..."
Zoe: "Nazi!"
Ashleigh: "You were the sober escort"
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Ashleigh: "What if I put my headphone jack in my nose, will it hear my brain?"
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