Mosquito Bites

Becca Pollack: "You know you have mosquito bites on your back..."
Ashleigh: "No...I thought it was demons tickling my back with their itchy fingers."

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Ashleigh: "I have to suit up for bed. Long pants, long sleeves, maybe a turtleneck.........Before I suit up, I have to lather up"

I Miss You

Ashleigh: "I miss you more than a fat man misses seeing his wiener"

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Ashleigh: "How many glow sticks things can I stick up my nostril?"

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Ash: "Sailors are known for liking it in the butt hole"

Clothes

Ashleigh: "Beede, it's time for you to hang up. I need to take off my clothes now."
Dena: "Just go into the bathroom or something."
Ashleigh: "Dena, I don't think you understand my admiration for being nude"

Awake or Asleep

Ashleigh: "Butt Fuck Jerusalem"

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Dana: "All it says is anti-diarrheal. Why doesn't it say something more pleasant?"
Ashleigh: "What if it's not a loose stool? What if it's just liquid?"

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Dana: "I wasn't a sober taxi, I was a..."
Zoe: "Nazi!"
Ashleigh: "You were the sober escort"

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Ashleigh: "What if I put my headphone jack in my nose, will it hear my brain?"

Ashleigh in her Bed

Ashleigh: "I'm praying in my dream"

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Ashleigh: "The chip [in the bunk above me] looks like a llama"

Frank Sinatra

Ashleigh: "I'm going to put on some Frankie"

SLEEP

Ashleigh: "I don't understand waking up"

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Ashleight: "Girl, I wish I could give you the gift I have [sleeping/napping]

Ashleigh Finding Out

In regards to finding out about this blog

Ashleigh: "Awful"

Monthly Goal

Ashleigh: "Let's set a goal to clean up this table by the end of the month"
Dena: "Sounds like a good plan. Next month, your bed"
Ashleigh: "Woah now, let's not get ahead of ourselves. It's one cleaning goal a month"

Rain

Zoe (looking out the window): "I hope it rains"
Dena: "The weather says 40% chance of rain"
Zoe: "Really? Mine says 10%"
Ashleigh: "Guys, 40% + 10% = 50%. That's half a percent"